What's your favorite swear word? With such options it really is the agony of choice. Take your pick and choose a different one tomorrow. A white postcard with a simple font reading Can't work out what my favorite swear word is today. Below this statement is the list reading: Bitchtits F*** Trumpet Arsebadger Thunderc*nt Pigeon Dick Cum Dumpster C*ntpuddle F***adoodle Sh*tnubbin Cocky McCockface B*llockchops